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(exploded by staff: noclipping)"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:42:40","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"my keyboard is for my stupid binds"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:42:29","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"im mousepilled i love mice"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:42:14","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"lowkey insanity tbh"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:42:08","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"you dont need a numpad for page down its on the little block above the arrows"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:42:08","server_id":"Vanilla 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04:41:57","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"just use your scroll wheel"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:41:52","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:530815907","name":"Perfect Cell","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"the pgdn key"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:41:42","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"wtf is page down even"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:41:27","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"page down"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:41:03","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"E makes it nearly impossible"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:40:56","server_id":"Vanilla 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Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"there's FEMALE pattern?"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:40:07","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"lmao my dad has awful balding genes and i wasn't boutta deal with that"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:50","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"not super necessary rn, E already getting rid of the test"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:45","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"shitty genetics type shi"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:40","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"im thinning so im looking for a solution"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:37","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"i'll be taking dutasteride when i have more money to afford it"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:30","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"oh?"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:15","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"finasteride is just less good dutasteride tbh"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:06","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"what about finasteride"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:39:05","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:0:778176649","name":"BrittleBones","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"does minoxidil fix neard and mutton chops with no mustache syndrome?"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:38:58","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"all men should be made aware of dutasteride lowkey"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:38:12","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"i heard no"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:38:11","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:0:778176649","name":"BrittleBones","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"doesn't minoxidil give you mantits?"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:38:09","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"does minoxidil work"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:37:57","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"you should wear a santa beard!"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:37:39","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"if i have any amount of facial hair i can't leave the house until it's gone"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:37:20","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"thats what im going for minus the beard"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:37:02","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:563004515","name":"Medicaid","team":1,"is_team":0,"message":"based"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:35:55","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:0:778176649","name":"BrittleBones","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"concealed carry is an option"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:35:49","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"i think"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:35:48","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"you already do know"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:35:24","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:530815907","name":"Perfect Cell","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"how did he get a fucking vice grip"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:35:07","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"when they're 5'6 what can they do about it"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:35:01","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"its harder to tell someone theyre fat and retarded when theyre taller than you"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:34:35","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"no but it helps bones"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:34:32","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:861084544","name":"miso","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"what is a foid"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:34:24","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:530815907","name":"Perfect Cell","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"the foid beam"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:34:12","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:0:778176649","name":"BrittleBones","team":3,"is_team":0,"message":"Being 6ft tall doesn't fix fat, retarded, and ugly"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:33:23","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"sorry but i dont vibe with saggitariuses"},{"ts":"2026-03-09 04:33:16","server_id":"Vanilla Server","map":"ctf_2fort","steam32":"STEAM_0:1:80510394","name":"lemon pepper wet","team":2,"is_team":0,"message":"LOL"}]}