| Event Name | Time | Completed? | Winner | Winner SteamID |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| a | 2026-03-08 19:58:35 | No | — | — |
| Kart Racing | 2026-03-08 19:53:48 | No | — | — |
| Samurai Showdown | 2026-03-08 19:43:10 | Yes | SmedleyButlersGhost | STEAM_0:0:49575621 |
| Tickle Monster | 2026-03-08 19:27:14 | Yes | Mortuos Vulpes Regem | STEAM_0:1:632164017 |
| Boss Battle: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | 2026-03-08 19:13:32 | No | — | — |
| Boss Battle: NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!! | 2026-03-08 19:06:42 | Yes | Ashley(Lucy's wife) | STEAM_0:1:495849917 |
| The Hidden | 2026-03-08 18:51:36 | Yes | Ark0 | STEAM_0:0:188286547 |
| Fiddlesticks | 2026-03-08 18:41:01 | Yes | Spunow_ | STEAM_0:1:99061123 |
| Cage Match | 2026-03-08 18:31:10 | Yes | Ark0 | STEAM_0:0:188286547 |
| Falling Tiles | 2026-03-08 18:22:12 | Yes | Spunow_ | STEAM_0:1:99061123 |
| Crate Crush | 2026-03-08 18:07:09 | Yes | Acheo | STEAM_0:0:53981385 |
| Blowjobs | 2026-03-08 17:51:34 | Yes | HamBurglar | STEAM_0:1:574251948 |
| London Simulator | 2026-03-08 17:40:45 | Yes | monkey brain | STEAM_0:0:814117521 |
| Masscrab | 2026-03-08 17:22:16 | Yes | Mushroom | STEAM_0:1:205828609 |
| GARY THERE'S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST | 2026-03-08 17:05:01 | Yes | MilkLoaf123 | STEAM_0:1:633823159 |